On Notice!

1. Black Hole at the Centre of the Galaxy: who wants that?! (Every on notice board I saw started with this one. Great minds think alike!)

2. Winter: I firmly believe that I could be quite happy living somewhere that doesn't have winter. Never cared for it.

3. Grizzly Bears: OK, as if camping/hiking/roughing it isn't rough enough.

4. Violence: I'm against it. Imagine a world without violence. Lovely.

5. Excessive Wind: See #2. Excessive wind causes too much damage. There's no need for it. I'm just saying.

6. Mud: I could live without it. Also causes too much damage.

7. Politics: Oh, ick! I realise there have to be leaders, but do they have to talk so much and be so self-serving?

8. Centipedes: Ewww! Years ago, I lived in an old apartment that had these nasty huge centipedes, not like the kind I see in the garden (not your garden-variety centipedes - get it? Groan.) Their legs were 2 inches long, and they just gave me the creeps. I've never seen any near that size since, thank goodness!